Inanimate Monkey Adventures!
5: Judgement
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WHY GOD!? WHY!?  
 
WHY MUST MY LIFE BE SO
UNRELENTINGLY SHITTY!?
 
 
 
ANSWER ME, YOU BASTARD!
 

Because.
 
 
Because? Because!?  
 
BECAUSE!? WHAT KIND OF
FUCKING ANSWER IS THAT!?
 
 
 
What, that's it? That is how you
justify the pain of my existence?
 
WELL THEN, FUCK YOU!  
 
I HATE YOU GOD! I
FUCKING DESPISE YOU!
 
I DESPISE YOU AND ALL YOU
STAND FOR, YOU BASTARD!
 
Are you listening to me, you fuck!?
 
YOU FUCKING, FUCKING,
FUCKING FUCK OF A FUCK!
 

You know, I think I've had
just about enough of you.
 
Hey...  
 
Whoa! I was only kidding!
 
I REPENT!
I REPENT!
 
 
 

AAARRRGH!
 

Ahhhh!
 

Ack.
 

...
 
 
 

Now behave.
 
 
  B...
 
 
 
  Ba...
 
 
  Bastard.
     
 
Moral: Don't Fuck With God.
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