Inanimate Monkey Adventures!
3: Conundrum
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...AND FUCK GEORGE
FUCKING LUCAS, TOO!
 
 
 
You know what I don't get?  
 
What?
 
You're inanimate, yes?  
 
 
Are you fucking kidding me?
 
Well, inanimate essentially
means "non living," doesn't it?
 
Or at least, "not having the qualities
associated with active, living organisms?"
 
 
 
Where are you going with this?
 
Well, what about speech?  
 
 
 
If you're inanimate, how are we even
able to have these conversations?
 
 
 
Huh.
 
That's a fucking good point.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Moral: Er... Fuck George Lucas?
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