A ghost? Or an elephant? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.
Francois? Are you… are you a ghost?
What? No – I’m wearing a cloaking device and speaking on a frequency too friendly for giraffes to perceive.
Do you hear something sort of… convivial?
You have to help me! You have to-
Who are you taking to?
ROLL A DICE:
1 to 3: A ghost.
4 to 6: An elephant.